Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
We had sex on a dog bed..
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
How many fucks given?
0.12846
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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