Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I was not drunk enough for that final.
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