I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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