Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
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Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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