Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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