Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
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and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
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You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize