the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
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I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
I want to be your penis for a week.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
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Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
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