This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
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I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
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I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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