ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
so much tequila, so little girl.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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