Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
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wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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