i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
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