he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
So. Much. Porn.
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