Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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