I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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