wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
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How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
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There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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