omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Drake has all the answers
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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