So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
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You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
that is very illegal...i love you.
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