It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
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