Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
he thought i was a dude.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Randomize
