Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
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A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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