happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
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I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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