My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
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you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
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I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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