So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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