There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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