Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
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Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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