Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Holy sore nipples Batman
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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