That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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