i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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