Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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