I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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