Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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