Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Do vagina's smell?
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
