he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
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I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
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You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
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