maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
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just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
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Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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