wanna go halves on a baby?
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
splinters make it hard to masturbate
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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