areolas are like halos for boobs.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
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He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
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