Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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