his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
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He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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