Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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