I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
