You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
you were crying and the really sympathetic homeless man offered you a sip of his whiskey. who was i to stop you?
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
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I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
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easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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