Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
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