I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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