Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
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