mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I'm laying in your front yard are you home
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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