I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
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You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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