what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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