did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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