She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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