Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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