I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
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I need you to use more vowels.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
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You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
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