And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
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Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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