dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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