I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
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when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
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I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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